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Tralalabala's Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:
tralalabala
Followers:
4807
Birth Date:
Oct. 13, 1988
Age:
27
Sex:
Male
Interested In:
Men, Women, Trans, Couples
Location:
Antarctica
Last Broadcast:
1 hour, 52 minutes
Language(s):
English
Body Type:
im a deadly slim arrow. Be aware ! :P:))
Smoke / Drink:
a little bit of this a little bit of that and a little bit of the other.:)
Body Decorations:
i want a tattoo.
Pics & Videos:
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About Me:

Im a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

Ive been uplinked and downloaded.
Ive been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.

Im a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

Im new wave but Im old school,

Im a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.

I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So Im interactive,
Im hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
Im radioactive.

Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.

Im on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.

Im in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.

A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.

I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.

Im a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.

I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.

You cant shut me up,
You cant dumb me down.
'Cause Im tireless,
And Im wireless.
Im an alpha male on beta blockers.

Im a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.

Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.

Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.

Im a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.

But Im feeling,
Im caring,
Im healing,
Im sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.

My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.

I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.

Im gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex.
I like rough sex.
I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.

Im toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.

A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.

Ive been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

Im a rude dude,
But Im the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.

I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.

Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.

I dont snooze,
So I dont lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.

I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.

Im hanging in,
There aint no doubt.
And Im hanging tough,
Over and out.

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