Powered by ExoticAds
Buy/Sell Traffic

Powered by ExoticAds
Buy/Sell Traffic

Powered by ExoticAds
Buy/Sell Traffic

Room is currently offline

  • SATISFIED?  

Tralalabala's Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:
tralalabala
Followers:
16753
Birth Date:
Oct. 13, 1988
Age:
29
Sex:
Male
Interested In:
Men, Women, Trans, Couples
Location:
Antarctica
Last Broadcast:
1 day ago
Language(s):
English
Body Type:
Deadly Slim Arrow
Pics & Videos:
About Me:

for private show or hate mail use benjaminxxl34@gmail.com

Im a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politcally, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.

Ive been uplinked and downloaded, Ive been inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. Im a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

Im new wave, but Im old school. Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradeble. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time, Im radioactive.

Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. Im on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. Im in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. Im a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You cant shut me up, you cant dumb me down, cause Im tireless, and Im wireless. Im an alpha male on beta blockers.

Im a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. Im a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurly post-traumatic.

But Im feeling, Im caring, Im healing, Im sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. Im gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. Im tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

Ive been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. Im a rude dude, but Im the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jivin and groovin, wailin and winnin. I dont snooze, so I dont lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. Im hangin in, there aint no doubt, and Im hangin tough, over and out.

Related

YOU MUST BE OVER 18 AND AGREE TO THE TERMS BELOW BEFORE CONTINUING:

This website contains information, links, images and videos of sexually explicit material (collectively, the “Sexually Explicit Material”). Do NOT continue if: (i) you are not at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in each and every jurisdiction in which you will or may view the Sexually Explicit Material, whichever is higher (the “Age of Majority”), (ii) such material offends you, or (iii) viewing the Sexually Explicit Material is not legal in each and every community where you choose to view it.

By choosing to enter this website you are affirming under oath and penalties of perjury pursuant to Title 28 U.S.C. § 1746 and other applicable statutes and laws that all of the following statements are true and correct:

  • I have attained the Age of Majority in my jurisdiction;
  • The sexually explicit material I am viewing is for my own personal use and I will not expose any minors to the material;
  • I desire to receive/view sexually explicit material;
  • I believe that as an adult it is my inalienable constitutional right to receive/view sexually explicit material;
  • I believe that sexual acts between consenting adults are neither offensive nor obscene;
  • The viewing, reading and downloading of sexually explicit materials does not violate the standards of any community, town, city, state or country where I will be viewing, reading and/or downloading the Sexually Explicit Materials;
  • I am solely responsible for any false disclosures or legal ramifications of viewing, reading or downloading any material appearing on this site. I further agree that neither this website nor its affiliates will be held responsible for any legal ramifications arising from any fraudulent entry into or use of this website;
  • I understand that my use of this website is governed by the website’s Terms which I have reviewed and accepted, and I agree to be bound by such Terms.
  • I agree that by entering this website, I am subjecting myself, and any business entity in which I have any legal or equitable interest, to the personal jurisdiction of the State of Florida, Miami-Dade County, should any dispute arise at any time between this website, myself and/or such business entity;
  • This warning page constitutes a legally binding agreement between me, this website and/or any business in which I have any legal or equitable interest. If any provision of this Agreement is found to be unenforceable, the remainder shall be enforced as fully as possible and the unenforceable provision shall be deemed modified to the limited extent required to permit its enforcement in a manner most closely representing the intentions as expressed herein;
  • All performers on this site are over the age of 18, have consented being photographed and/or filmed, believe it is their right to engage in consensual sexual acts for the entertainment and education of other adults and I believe it is my right as an adult to watch them doing what adults do;
  • The videos and images in this site are intended to be used by responsible adults as sexual aids, to provide sexual education and to provide sexual entertainment;
  • I understand that providing a false declaration under the penalties of perjury is a criminal offense; and
  • I agree that this agreement is governed by the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act (commonly known as the “E-Sign Act”), 15 U.S.C. § 7000, et seq., and by choosing to click on “I Agree. Enter Here” and indicating my agreement to be bound by the terms of this agreement, I affirmatively adopt the signature line below as my signature and the manifestation of my consent to be bound by the terms of this agreement.

THIS SITE ACTIVELY COOPERATES WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT IN ALL INSTANCES OF SUSPECTED ILLEGAL USE OF THE SERVICE, ESPECIALLY IN THE CASE OF UNDERAGE USAGE OF THE SERVICE.