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Mila_'s Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
Followers:
251987
Birth Date:
June 1, 1915
Age:
99
Sex:
Female
Interested In:
Men
Location:
MARMY IS STRONK!
Last Broadcast:
3 days ago
Language(s):
Big fat green letters
Body Type:
Potato
Body Decorations:
A heavy brain
Pics & Videos:
About Me:



======BANANEWS======


TODAY BEGINS THE NEW SEASON OF MILA & THE MARMY: "STICKS & STONES"


The theme of our previous season was "THE HAPPY REVOLUTION" we spent a year spreading joy around the site.
As a result we had many smiles and laughs but we also got a lot of heartbreak. We got betrayal, we were taken advantage of, we were copied and we were slandered. After licking my wounds I did the due diligence and learned the hard lesson and we are here to TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS. This season we will FIGHT.
We will be the best room again and we will make them eat our dust. How are we going to do this? Well, we have one thing none of them have: THE MARMY. We will rebuild the Marmy and make it stronger, bigger, and more loyal than ever before. To do so we need to stop acting like parrots and start acting like Bears. Bears are stronk! Bears are hungry! Bears are protective and cuddly. We will be BEARS!


To be a full member of the Marmy you must get BEARIFIED first by following these steps:


1) Get a name with the word "bear" in it. This will show us your commitment to the cause and it will be like a badge of honor that you will take with you across the site. If you don't have an account yet, create one here if you already have one, you will need to create a new one using the same link


2) I have made our fanclub the cheapest it can be at $5.99.
The idea is ANYONE can join us so we can paint the chatroom green. This will be our display of strength. Whenever someone comes into the room the first thing they will notice is how many green users there are, and they will think twice about messing with us. Joining the fanclub gives you a green username in chat.
Join the fanclub by clicking here

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3) Once you have your "bear" username and a green nickname from the fanclub post "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" in chat so we can all notice you, update the BEAR COUNTER and throw you a party


4) Tip when you can. Bears tip when they can. Tips are the backbone of the show. Not only does this contribute to destroying the goals, this is also a signal to all the other bears that we will make the show happen because we are all together in this. Bears support one another and a way to do this is by showing solidarity with tips. Tips also make me feel sexy and keep the show moving. When you can, tip.


5) Occasionally I will send out previews of sexy stuff that I don't post anywhere else by email to all the bears. Add your email to the list so you can get my pictures in your email by going here:

LINK: get my sexy pics by email


6) Abide by the MARMY CREED:


UNITY The True Marmy shall be one. No schisms or divisions among us. Perfectly united in mind and thought. All for one and one for all. Anyone who sows division, displays jealousy of other members, or seeks to create tension will be banned, regardless of how long they have been supporters for. To signify Unity we proudly wear the word "BEAR" in our usernames so we can identify and salute each other properly.


LOYALTY The Marmy has one Queen and the Queen has one Marmy. Loyalty means remaining committed and serving even in times of difficulty with love and trust. Bears should keep the bear share of their tokens for the Marmy and Marmy activities only. Tipping and showing support with gestures in other rooms is only okay as long as it is nothing significant. The important gestures are to be done in-house.


STRENGTH Because this is WAR we must deter others from thinking they can take advantage or betray us in any way. We need to make a show of strength. And the way we are going to achieve this is by having the biggest fanclub on the entire site. I want nothing but green names in chat.


THE BOOK OF MARMYN


Here in the Marmy we also got our own religion, the tenants of said religion are written in coplas.


Copla #1: THE STATUS OF YOUR APPARATUS


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Hi! My name is Mila and I am first and foremost a human being :D If you are taking the time to read this I like you already because nobody reads these things anymore


If you want to score some points say "Bananarama" in my chat, that way we will know you read this and we can laugh at all the clueless people who don't get it. If you see someone else say "Bananarama" in my chat do the only thing a responsible adult would do and respond in kind by saying "Ooga Booga my friend!"


It seems like every other model is asking you to create accounts for them now so I will spare you the agony of hearing the spiel for the Nth time. If you want to do something cool for me, just hang with me and tip if you can when I am on cam, or get my photo sets. You can also follow my ghost room for impromptu secret shows.

I don't really keep up with social media... but I am thinking of making a secret instagram account... I won't post the link here but I will send it to my friends via email so I can keep some semblance of privacy there... If you want to get the link to my instagram, add your email to my list by going here



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Wish List:

====SEPTEMBER SHOWS & ACTIVITIES=====


Highest tip of September so far: [Gwana, 10,000 tokens]


Crown counter: [22 Crowns]


Bear counter: [22 Bears]


===== ONE MEGATON CLUB 10,000+ SINGLE TIP =====


Explode this bomb to satisfy your personal whim and become my atomic playboy. A single tip of 10,000+ tokens gets you all my content and all recordings for one calendar year, your name below, and all my admiration.


JANUARY MEGATONS


Mayday......10,000 tokens (Jan 8)

Adampike...10,000 tokens (Jan 25 offline)


FEBRUARY MEGATONS


Fuzzmalunkin......10,000 tokens (Feb 2)

Gwana......10,000 (Feb 9)


MARCH MEGATONS


Mousylion......33,330 tokens (Mar 2)

JTB......16,000 (Mar 2)

Zeno.....10,000 (Mar 24 offline)


APRIL MEGATONS


Gt3rs...... 17500 (Apr 14)

Rascal......10000 (Apr 22 offline)


MAY MEGATONS


Chasing......10,000 (May 23)


JUNE MEGATONS


Gwana......29,029 (June 1)


JULY MEGATONS


Polar......10,013 (July 10)


AUGUST MEGATONS


Orfie......10,000 (August 22)


SEPTEMBER MEGATONS


Gwana......10,000 (September 4)


====AUGUST HIGH SCORES=====


HIGHEST SINGLE TIPS
[Orfie, 10,000]
[Gwana, 3,333]


HIGHEST CUMULATIVE TIPPERS

[Orfie]
[Gwana]
[Mayday]
[Convey]
[Mousy]


MY MODEL FRIENDS
[Clara]
[Jamie]
[Joan]
[Nataly]


=====ALL TIME HIGH SCORES=====


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2019 [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2018 [Tess, 15,000 tokens]


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP ALL TIME [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]


MOST TOKENS IN A SINGLE NIGHT [Inferno696, 75,300 tokens]


ALL TIME LEGENDS (my favorite people in the whole world, thank you!)
[Convey, 6 years]
[Mayday, 4 years]
[Nano, 10 months]


Thank you!

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