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Mila_'s Bio and Free Webcam
- Real Name:
- Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
- Followers:
- 247077
- Birth Date:
- June 1, 1915
- Age:
- 99
- Sex:
- Female
- Interested In:
- Men
- Location:
- MARMY IS STRONK!
- Last Broadcast:
- 1 day ago
- Language(s):
- Big fat green letters
- Body Type:
- Potato
- Body Decorations:
- A heavy brain
- Pics & Videos:
- About Me:
======BANANEWS======
My capacity to stream during the month of August will be limited because I will be traveling! Streaming will resume as regular in September!
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Hi! My name is Mila and I am first and foremost a human being :D If you are taking the time to read this I like you already because nobody reads these things anymore
If you want to score some points say "Bananarama" in my chat, that way we will know you read this and we can laugh at all the clueless people who don't get it. If you see someone else say "Bananarama" in my chat do the only thing a responsible adult would do and respond in kind by saying "Ooga Booga my friend!"
It seems like every other model is asking you to create accounts for them now so I will spare you the agony of hearing the spiel for the Nth time. If you want to do something cool for me, just hang with me and tip if you can when I am on cam, or get my photo sets. You can also follow my ghost room for impromptu secret shows.
I don't really keep up with social media... but I am thinking of making a secret instagram account... I won't post the link here but I will send it to my friends via email so I can keep some semblance of privacy there... If you want to get the link to my instagram, add your email to my list by going here
>- Wish List:
====AUGUST SHOWS & ACTIVITIES=====
SCHRODINGER'S PRIZE /// The highest single tip in August will get an EXCLUSIVE prize. At this very moment the prize exists in several multiple forms simultaneously. The prize will collapse into one of the determined states below precisely at midnight on August 31st when the winner is revealed and thus observed by the audience and according to the conditions below. The prize in one of it's forms will be awarded to the winner, then:
DETERMINED STATES OF THE PRIZE
0) All my photo sets
1) All my videos
1) Custom photo set tailored to your wishes (can be re-sold)
2) Exclusive photo set shot for your eyes only
3) Hang out behind a password so we can sip wine, listen to music and get to know each other better (1 hour).
5) Strip tease just for you behind a password (20 min)
8) Postcard and souvenirs from my trip mailed to you
13) My favorite t-shirt mailed to you (slept in so it smells of me).
CONDITIONS FOR COLLAPSE
(a) If the total amount of the offline tips received during August is of
[0-10,000 tokens] = prize collapses into an EVEN number (2, OR 8)[10,000-99,999] tokens = prize collapses into an ODD number (1, 3, 5 OR 13)
[100,000+] = prize collapses into all states PLUS a very special password show the day I get back for the TOP 10 offline tips!
(b) If the highest single tip is of:
[0-999] = prize collapses into 0
[1000-5000] = prize collapses into x < 5
[5001-10,000] = prize collapses into x > 5
[10,001-33,000] = prize collapses into 2 states (winner's choice within conditions)
[100,000+] = prize collapses into all states
Highest Tip of August so far: [Orfie, 10,000 tokens]
Thank you!Total offline tips of August so far: [26744 tokens]
Possible ticket show holders: [Infinite, Mousy, Aly, Orfie, Mayday, Mayday, Santa30cm, Polar, Convey, Gwana, BananaSam]
===== ONE MEGATON CLUB 10,000+ SINGLE TIP =====
Explode this bomb to satisfy your personal whim and become my atomic playboy. A single tip of 10,000+ tokens gets you all my content and all recordings for one calendar year, your name below, and all my admiration.
JANUARY MEGATONS
Mayday......10,000 tokens (Jan 8)
Adampike...10,000 tokens (Jan 25 offline)FEBRUARY MEGATONS
Fuzzmalunkin......10,000 tokens (Feb 2)
Gwana......10,000 (Feb 9)MARCH MEGATONS
Mousylion......33,330 tokens (Mar 2)
JTB......16,000 (Mar 2)
Zeno.....10,000 (Mar 24 offline)APRIL MEGATONS
Gt3rs...... 17500 (Apr 14)
Rascal......10000 (Apr 22 offline)MAY MEGATONS
Chasing......10,000 (May 23)JUNE MEGATONS
Gwana......29,029 (June 1)JULY MEGATONS
Polar......10,013 (July 10)AUGUST MEGATONS
Orfie......10,000 (August 22)====JULY HIGH SCORES=====
HIGHEST SINGLE TIPS
[Polar, 10,013]
[Ay2005, 5,555]
[Gwana, 5,000]
[Gwana, 5,000]
[Mayday, 4,000]HIGHEST CUMULATIVE TIPPERS
[Mayday]
[Polar]
[Gwana]
[Slick]
[Happy]BEST ROOM SPIRIT
[Mayday]
[Orfie]
[Polar]
[Gwana]
[Happensoon]MY MODEL FRIENDS
[Joan]
[Clara]
[Jamie]
[Melody]=====ALL TIME HIGH SCORES=====
HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2019 [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]
HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2018 [Tess, 15,000 tokens]
HIGHEST SINGLE TIP ALL TIME [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]
MOST TOKENS IN A SINGLE NIGHT [Inferno696, 75,300 tokens]
ALL TIME LEGENDS (my favorite people in the whole world, thank you!)
[Convey, 6 years]
[Mayday, 4 years]
[Nano, 10 months]Thank you!
