“My business idea is to wake up, check my balance, and sleep. Repeat until the state is reached” When asked about my financial goals: ‘I want to earn so much that even the thought of work makes me yawn.’”“My plan for earning money is to find a way to get paid for just being there. Advanced level: Getting paid for thinking about existing”“At the interview: ‘How many hours are you willing to work?’Me: ‘5 minutes a day, and not a second more. And yes, it's not up for discussion.’”My method of earning money is lying on the couch, blinking sometimes. They say it's called ‘passive income’”“To the question ‘How did you achieve such success?’: ‘The secret is simple: I learned how to make money before they noticed it themselves’”My motivation method: I set myself the goal of earning a million. After 5 minutes: ‘Well, that's enough for today.’”Bonus: “If my dream job existed, it would be called ‘Professional Do-nothing.’ Unfortunately, so far, employers have not appreciated the depth of this position.