I wish the ill mannered brutes and heathens would say "please" and "thank you" more often. I also wish the charmers would use proper punctuation and write their sexy thoughts to me free of misplaced modifiers, dangling participles, diphthongs, and cliche trite run on sentences. I wish you wouldn't end your sentence in a preposition; eg, "Where are you at? makes you sound illiterate perhaps try "Where are you? which works perfectly fine.
Furthermore; I wish horny boys would use complete sentences without sentence fragments and comma splices. For god sakes don't start a sentence with "so" unless your name is Barbie and you have huge tits!