Powered by ExoticAds
Buy/Sell Traffic

Powered by ExoticAds
Buy/Sell Traffic

Powered by ExoticAds
Buy/Sell Traffic

Room is currently offline

  • SATISFIED? 0 100% 0  

Intellibear's Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:
Intel Li Bear
Followers:
5508
Birth Date:
June 3, 1971
Age:
47
Sex:
Male
Interested In:
Men
Location:
I'm right here. Duh!
Last Broadcast:
1 day ago
Language(s):
English, Pig Latin
Body Type:
Corporeal
Smoke / Drink:
When on fire / When thirsty
Body Decorations:
Rainbow feather boa, studded leather jock.
Pics & Videos:
About Me:

I'm just zis guy, ya know?


The Intelli-rules


These rules are subject to change without notice and numbered so I can fill in others I make up as we go along. Breaking these may make my trigger finger flare up. The mods are free to moderate at their discretion... 'cause they're moderators and that's what they do.


0) If you don't like these rules, then I hope you have a nice day somewhere else!


9) Don't call me "daddy" or "baby." Your sexual fascination with family figures in adulthood isn't alluring; it's disturbing to me.


27) Don't tick off the moderators (among whom is my husband, galileo669) lest ye favor throttlings to the ears and face (10 points if you know where that line came from without Googling it).


8) Don't BE a jerk, but you're welcome to do so.


13) Don't record or steal my pictures or broadcasts. They're not yours -- they're mine. I hope all you fuck heads who record/screen scrape us for web sites die slow, painful deaths. These broadcasts are protected by copyright laws. I own them and all copyright(s) to them. I do not give you permission to use anything, in part or entirety.


19) Don't make demands unless you're willing to take them in return.


77) Don't fly-by advertise your room or demand that I look at your cam. This is spamming in my eyes and I will ban and/or report you for your rudeness and social disregard.


38) If you PM me directly and I don't know you, I'll likely join the conversation just for the sake of chiding you. Depending on how the conversation goes, I may kick/ban you.


33) Be nice or be gone.


6) If you have no profile image, fake information or flat out lies in your profile you will be subject to ignorance and/or roasting. Likewise, if it's obviously a stolen picture you will be subject to public persecution and ridicule.


23) Don't ask for personal contact information 'cause you're not gonna get it.


17) Be prepared for sarcasm and odd humor without warning.


10) Try saying "hi" instead of "show cock" because I'm not gonna take random orders (unless you're really hot and broadcasting so I can see the results of my playful, yet limited, obedience).


28) If your first comment is "come see me on cam" or "i'm a cute boy" or some shit, you'll likely be attacked by me or one of the my mods. Just don't.


3) Compliments and insults are always welcomed if you can take 'em in return; they sometimes open conversation during lulls when the whole room turns on you :)


2) Chronic irritation in chat will result in ban button activation.


29) If you ask for PM, post email/IM/skpe/etc addresses to chat, or somehow demand personal, private attention you and your comments will likely disappear (unless I know you and you have something specific to say to me). We're all friends here (usually) so what you have to say to me can usually be said to the room.


38) I'm not looking for anyone and I'm not into hook ups. I'm already happily married (see rule #27) and I have enough drama in my life already, thank you very much.


11) Interact as much as you wish, but I will do what I want when I want to do it.


16) Saying "TL;DR" to these rules is indicative that you're disrespectful and/and ignorant and is by no means a valid excuse for any violation.

Wish List:

World peace, clean water, anal bleaching for every poor village in the world, smaller boobs and ... oh, I dunno *twirls hair and gets gum stuck in it* Tee hee!


Oh, and here's an Amazon Wish List too.

YOU MUST BE OVER 18 AND AGREE TO THE TERMS BELOW BEFORE CONTINUING:

This website contains information, links, images and videos of sexually explicit material (collectively, the “Sexually Explicit Material”). Do NOT continue if: (i) you are not at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in each and every jurisdiction in which you will or may view the Sexually Explicit Material, whichever is higher (the “Age of Majority”), (ii) such material offends you, or (iii) viewing the Sexually Explicit Material is not legal in each and every community where you choose to view it.

By choosing to enter this website you are affirming under oath and penalties of perjury pursuant to Title 28 U.S.C. § 1746 and other applicable statutes and laws that all of the following statements are true and correct:

  • I have attained the Age of Majority in my jurisdiction;
  • The sexually explicit material I am viewing is for my own personal use and I will not expose any minors to the material;
  • I desire to receive/view sexually explicit material;
  • I believe that as an adult it is my inalienable constitutional right to receive/view sexually explicit material;
  • I believe that sexual acts between consenting adults are neither offensive nor obscene;
  • The viewing, reading and downloading of sexually explicit materials does not violate the standards of any community, town, city, state or country where I will be viewing, reading and/or downloading the Sexually Explicit Materials;
  • I am solely responsible for any false disclosures or legal ramifications of viewing, reading or downloading any material appearing on this site. I further agree that neither this website nor its affiliates will be held responsible for any legal ramifications arising from any fraudulent entry into or use of this website;
  • I understand that my use of this website is governed by the website’s Terms which I have reviewed and accepted, and I agree to be bound by such Terms.
  • I agree that by entering this website, I am subjecting myself, and any business entity in which I have any legal or equitable interest, to the personal jurisdiction of the State of Florida, Miami-Dade County, should any dispute arise at any time between this website, myself and/or such business entity;
  • This warning page constitutes a legally binding agreement between me, this website and/or any business in which I have any legal or equitable interest. If any provision of this Agreement is found to be unenforceable, the remainder shall be enforced as fully as possible and the unenforceable provision shall be deemed modified to the limited extent required to permit its enforcement in a manner most closely representing the intentions as expressed herein;
  • All performers on this site are over the age of 18, have consented being photographed and/or filmed, believe it is their right to engage in consensual sexual acts for the entertainment and education of other adults and I believe it is my right as an adult to watch them doing what adults do;
  • The videos and images in this site are intended to be used by responsible adults as sexual aids, to provide sexual education and to provide sexual entertainment;
  • I understand that providing a false declaration under the penalties of perjury is a criminal offense; and
  • I agree that this agreement is governed by the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act (commonly known as the “E-Sign Act”), 15 U.S.C. § 7000, et seq., and by choosing to click on “I Agree. Enter Here” and indicating my agreement to be bound by the terms of this agreement, I affirmatively adopt the signature line below as my signature and the manifestation of my consent to be bound by the terms of this agreement.

THIS SITE ACTIVELY COOPERATES WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT IN ALL INSTANCES OF SUSPECTED ILLEGAL USE OF THE SERVICE, ESPECIALLY IN THE CASE OF UNDERAGE USAGE OF THE SERVICE.