To become friends with every dog I meet. To survive a Monday without coffee. To learn how to fold a fitted sheet before I turn 30. To stop laughing at my own jokes... someday. To become rich enough to buy extra guacamole without checking the price. To find out where all my missing socks disappear to. To break my personal record for staying awake during a movie. To eat healthy... right after this pizza. To convince my phone battery to last more than a day. To become famous for absolutely no reason.