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Interested in getting an account with Chaturbate so you can hang out with your new Overlord? Please use this link to sign up!
SIGN UP FOR EVIL (no need to worry, you'll be redirected right back here with your new username when you are done! mwhaha! no email required)
If you register for an account with CHATURBATE and buy some tokens with it, VESPER will receive a small bonus (well actually, it's a big bonus- 20% more!). It's a nice way to say thanks and let Chaturbate know that VESPER helped you finally decide to register for a free account and then.. they might even promote me one day! And, of course, VESPER truly appreciates your fealty towards the cause.
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"I HEARD JUSTIN TRUDEAU TRULY APPRECIATES YOUR SERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY AS YOU HELP HER PAY HER STUDENT LOAN DOWN IN A RESPONSIBLE FASHION."
"COVER HER IN MAPLE SYRUP"
"STRAIGHT OUTTA RIVENDELL AND INTO MY HEART"
"LIKE A SEXIER VERSION OF BUTTERS FROM SOUTH PARK"
"COULD BE THE LARA CROFT OF BIGFOOT HUNTING SOMEDAY MAYBE BUT WOULD PROBABLY END UP "LOST" IN THE WOODS WITH A VIBRATOR SOMEHOW"
"JANE FONDA ON HYPE"
"FORMER YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE WORLD EVER"
"WISH SHE DIDN'T TYPE IN CAPS ALL THE TIME AND TURN HER SOUND OFF SO MUCH BUT SHE IS FUN WHEN SHE TRIES A LITTLE"
"SOMETHING IS MISSING!"
"PLEASE DO A GIRL-GIRL NINJA SHOW WITH THE HOTTEST MASKED GIRL YOU KNOW"
"LIKE SPECTRE BUT FOR YOUR PENIS"
"I HEARD HER PARENTS MIGHT BE WATCHING"
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FAQs:
PM?
WHEN DID YOU BECOME EVIL?
HOW TALL ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU STUDY?
DO YOU WORK OUT?
WRESTLING?
MEET UP?
HOW BIG ARE YOUR FEET?
90 TOKENS A MINUTE?
ONE TOKEN TICKET SHOW WHY?
CAN WE DO A SHOW TOGETHER?
NO SOUND?
CAN U GIVE GOOD HEAD BB?
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SKILLS:
-EVIL
-TALL
-GENUINE
-HYPE
-CAN DO THREE CHIN-UPS IN A ROW*
-TOO SHY TO FUCK SEXY GIRLS***
*nah, two though!**
**probably only one now
***DM me on twitter ladies, pretty please!
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THINGS I EXPECT FROM MY HENCHMEN:
- NOT HONESTY
- EVENTUAL DEATH
- MYSTERIOUS ABANDONMENT
HEROES are made every show though.
and.. VESPER has the sexiest mod team ever, btw. so you probably do not need to offer your mod services. ;)
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PRIVATE STUFF:
CLICK THE BUTTON IF YOU WANT A PRIVATE SHOW WITH YOUR OVERLORD. NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE. RATES FOR HENCHMEN ARE DISCOUNTED TO 60TOKENS/MINUTE OR LOWER AS A REWARD FOR THEIR FEALTY. SEE THE LIST BELOW FOR THINGS WE CAN DO TOGETHER. MWHAHAHA.
PRIVATE IDEAS VESPER IS COOL WITH:
- EAT SNACKS
- MAKE CRAZY ORGASMS CHAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO SEE
- DEBATE THE UNIVERSE
- ATTEMPTS AT TORTURE
If you need to be banned, please ask politely. VESPER truly appreciates your cooperation.
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THINGS I WILL PROBABLY BUY WITH THE TOKENS:
- NEW GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES
- LINGERIE
- NEW LAPTOP (WOO THANK-YOU HENCHMEN!)
- SEX TOYS*
- WRESTLING SCHOOL TUITION
- WWE NETWORK SUBSCRIPTION (WOO THANKS MR. SPEED)
- RED DEAD REDEMPTION II (WOO THANKS MR. CAPULET!)
- PIZZA
*FANCY GRAPHIC TO FOLLOW
RULES FOR THE SLIDING SCALE OF EVILNESS:
111 = FIRST SHOT
222 = SECOND SHOT
333 = THIRD SHOT
444 = FOURTH SHOT
555 = FIFTH SHOT
666 = SIXTH SHOT
777 = SEVENTH SHOT
ETC.
NO PROMISES AFTER SIXTH SHOT, NOT SORRY. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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If you decide to send VESPER a picture of your penis via any medium (i.e. twitter, instagram, onlyfans, etc.) then you have agreed that VESPER will assume the digital copyright to said material and reserve the right to do with it what she wishes so tread lightly?
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