Get a cat that respects my personal space… for at least 10 minutes.
Learn to wake up on the first alarm, without having a deep emotional conversation with it.
Gain a superpower — finding things I’ve lost, especially the ones lying right in front of me.
Buy a mug that magically refills itself with tea, because going to the kitchen is basically a sport and I’m not ready.
Walk 1,000 steps without forgetting why I started walking in the first place.
Find jeans that fit perfectly, and don’t cost as much as an airplane wing.
Master the art of “not buying unnecessary stuff”, but still accidentally buy something cute because “I tried, okay?”.
Learn to cook something other than pasta, but without needing a chef’s diploma.
Get a lifetime subscription to calmness, preferably with notifications like “don’t worry, you’re fine.”
Find a “restart day” button, mostly to use it on Mondays.
