• Learn to cook something harder than pasta with cheese… or at least rice that doesn't turn into concrete• Sleep in just once without waking up in panic like "where am I and what deadline did I miss?"• Pass my exams without a breakdown or making deals with higher powers• Save money… at least until Friday. Ok, Wednesday. Ok, just don't order sushi with my last coins• Accidentally become famous: just eating chips and BAM, a million followers• Find gym motivation… or at least the sneakers I lost in September• Open my fridge and see real food, not just a light bulb and ketchup• Go on a date where nobody talks about their ex by the second sip of coffee