🖤 The “Totally Reasonable” List
A new black eyeliner (because apparently, one can never have enough)
Coffee. Just… coffee. I run on caffeine and chaos. ☕
A ring light bright enough to blind my enemies ✨
A new corset, because breathing is overrated anyway
A pet bat (or maybe just a plush one for now 🦇)
Unlimited Wi-Fi for my dark deeds and livestreams 💻