● Get on a date where they won't ask, "Do you even share your food or what?" And they won't start talking about their exes on their second sip of coffee.● Find some sports motivation... or at least the sneakers I lost back in September.● Open the fridge and see not just a light and ketchup, but a full supply of food, like a normaladult.● Become that girl who always has her bag, her head, and her life in order. Or at least her bag. Okay, at leastfind her headphones in it.