• Find someone who’ll send memes at 3 a.m. and not apologise for it.• To wake up one day feeling that there’s absolutely nothing I need to do today—and for that to actually be true.• To live to see the day when an online acquaintance doesn’t disappear after the third ‘hi, how are you’ message.• Receive a voice message longer than two minutes, in which someone simply tells you how their day went — without the word ‘long story short’.• Find someone who isn’t afraid to be the first to text ‘let’s chat about something silly’.• Build a collection of funny stories from strangers, which will later turn into memes for your friends.• To find someone who also thinks the best compliment is ‘it’s easy to talk to you’.• To get through at least one day without feeling like I have to be someone else to be liked by people.