Vikesfan24's Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:

Matt Sterbate

Followers:

269

Birth Date:

Dec. 27, 1987

Age:

25

Sex:

Male

Interested In:

Men, Women

Location:

Minnesota, USA

Last Broadcast:

1 day, 5 hours

Language(s):

English

Body Type:

6' 220

Smoke / Drink:

rarely/yes

Body Decorations:

white all over, bedazzled nipples, diamond implants for my eyes, grillz

About Me:

I love sports, especially my MN Twins and Vikings! I love to laugh and making people laugh. Also like to chat it up and get to know people, very sociable. I get around more than Kim Kardashian at the BET Award show after party. I'm Bi. I have a TV-MA sense of humor: *SEXUAL & SARCASTIC*. Most of you will love me, some will hate me... idgaf, I know who my friends are ;)
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I also am a member of 'The Night Hoes,' my current role is not yet defined in the group, but I'm hoping its a mix between 'The Comedian' and 'The Pretty Dumb One'
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Favorite Shows: The Walking Dead, Tosh.0, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad.
All time favorite movie: Dumb and Dumber
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Favorite Pick-up Lines:
"Your face. I like that shit" -vikes
"I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."
"I'd call heaven and tell them an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut."
''Do you like dragons? Cuz soon I'll be dragon my balls across your face.''
"Betcha 10 bucks you can't eat all these roofies."
"I call my dick "snow" 'cause if you get twelve inches of it tonight you ain't going to work tomorrow.
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Favorite Ghetto Word's of the Day:
"Bishop: My girlfriend fell down, so I picked that bishop."
"Juicy: Yo Jamal, the cops are looking for Dwayne. If juicy him, warn him!"
"Omelette: I should punch you for what you jes said, but omelette it go dis time
"Hotel. My momma said she ain't going to tell Shaqueta nothing else because that hotel everything she knows."
"Bleed. Dear Lawd, gas for $5.00 a gallon, Shammika can you BLEED that?"
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Favorite Quotes:
"Blow jobs save lives...from ever happening."
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." -Mark Twain
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Fun Facts:
The 'i' in "iTunes," "iPod," "iPhone" actually stands for "interactive.
You are only born with 2 fears -- We are naturally afraid of falling and loud noises.
Sugary fruits such as pineapple, kiwi and watermelon will cause semen to taste sweeter.
Your rectum is a mucous membrane (secretes mucous); just like your mouth and throat.
There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing -- They are food, attractive people and danger.
Beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up.
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Now 3 facts about you!!! 1) You can't say "M" without your lips touching. 2) You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3) Now you're smiling.
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Some regular rooms you can find me in:
socalbro
muvieguy
dayout6
kurtcordrey
ilovenrop
lochlyn69

*special shout out to 'java1,' he tipped me 300 tokens :)
*special shout out to 'scubagirl87,' she tipped me 500 tokens :)
*special shout out to 'xxamory,' one of my greatest and longest friends on chaturbate! Exquisite moderator as well!!